George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. 61 quotes from Brain Droppings: ‘People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several h. The Paperback of the Brain Droppings by George Carlin at Barnes & Noble. FREE Shipping on $ or more!.

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Brain Droppings Quotes by George Carlin

Not one I’m keeping. I had quite not taken into account how much his delivery played a role! By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

Luckily, he translated all of these things to words in his book both of ’em actually. Not much room on it for your stuff, but it’s OK because you don’t have much stuff now. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.


There are some small essays that are really good, despite often being not originally new material, things you’ve heard him say before. The ideas and witticisms presented by Carlin were too inconsistent, meaning there were far more “sighs” than laugh-out-loud moments. Even stuff you can’t afford! In the closets, in the attic, in the basement, in the garage. It’s a great feeling. Money, keys, comb, wallet, lighter, hankie, pen, cigarettes, contraceptives, Vaseline, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book.


You got stuff in the overhead rack, stuff under the seat, stuff in the seat pocket, and stuff in your lap. You can even give your stuff away. Pacifica Foundationin which George Denis Patrick Carlin was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and philosopher.

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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. So stuff is important. Your wallet contains the only stuff you really dropppings do without. We’ve got more places than we’ve got stuff! Probably the most interesting part was Carlin poking fun at his life from childhood to the present.

Carlin was the master of both summing up, tearing down, and tuning in to humanity’s foibles, goofy rules and attitudes, and helping us to examine life and society from a different perspective.

You gotta bring an even smaller version of your stuff. But which stuff should you take?

Brain Droppings Quotes Showing of Retrieved from ” https: Droppinsg look down and see all the little piles of stuff. Put some stuff in here.

Brain Droppings Quotes

That’s why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car. Usually I put down a book that I’m not enjoying but I had heard such caroin things about this one and I wanted to give it every chance I could.


No, especially when it’s not a movie.

Stuff you don’t want, stuff you don’t need, stuff that’s poorly made, stuff that’s overpriced. Someone else’s shit is on the dresser!

Brain Droppings

As with all of Carlin’s stuff, some of this is hilarious, and some of it is just so-so. He said he was amused at the spectacle of seeing his own kind “circle the drain” and “play out the string”. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life.

Jun 07, Lori Husch is currently reading it. Too bad those headseats won’t work at home. You gotta bring an even smaller version. I carlun out loud in lots of parts and was bored but dutifully reading on in other parts Swimming is not a sport. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

I wasn’t bored, and I didn’t fail to be engaged.